Saturday, October 02, 2010

Searching the Internet for 'Loss'

I was looking for articles about LOSS and this is what I found.  It isn't exactly
about losing a husband, but since mine was heavier than the average husband - is mine a greater loss?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig



1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts


2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs


3 pounds = an average human brain


4 pounds = an ostrich egg


5 pounds = a Chihuahua


6 pounds = a human’s skin


7.5 pounds = an average newborn


8 pounds = a human head


10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year


11 pounds = an average housecat


12 pounds = a Bald Eagle


15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs


16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain


20 pounds = an automobile tire


23 pounds = amount of ****a an average American eats in a year


24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream


25 pounds = an average 2 year old


30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year


33 pounds = a cinder block


36 pounds = a mid-size microwave


40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg


44 pounds = an elephant’s heart


50 pounds = a small bale of hay


55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner


60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)


66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year


70 pounds = an Irish Setter


77 pounds = a gold brick


80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape


90 pounds = a newborn calf


100 pounds = a 2 month old horse


111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year


117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)


118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica


120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month


130 pounds = a newborn giraffe


138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year


140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year


144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)


150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary


187 pounds = an average adult man


200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds


235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger


300 pounds = an average football lineman


400 pounds = a Welsh pony

1 comment:

me said...

Many will ask, "What's an Encyclopedia Britannica?"
A sperm whale's brain weighs more than a human head!!!
A woman who is 5'4" weighs 144 lbs. That's good. I'm underweight!!!
I guess Jimmy was somewhere between Arnold and a Welsh Pony!!!
BB, LY